"McMahon 3:16 says I just pissed my pants-SCSA

"To be the man...Wooo, you gotta beat the man. That's not it. I am the best there is, the best there was-no, that's not it either. This is it...ooohh yeah, dig it!!!-The Rock

"oh, dear God...my name's Billy! And I just won KOTR! But there's one problem---everybody still thinks I absolutely SUCK!!"-The Rock

Put his brain in a perichit! zoom fly backwards-The Rock about Kane (NOT TRUE)

"My bazooka is locked, cocked, and ready to unload!"-HHH

"Keep off my grass, but don't be afraid to stop by and whack the weed.."-HHH

"If you want me to finish this can of whoop @ss, gimme a hell yeah!"-SCSA

"I love wrestling more than I love life, so I was willing to put everything on the line for this match."-Matt Hardy on Ladder Match @ NO Mercy

"I can sum up this match in one word. HEART."-Terri

Chyna's not a girl, Chyna's a *itch."-Road Dogg

"That's 10 pounds of monkey crap in a 5 pounds bag."-The Rock referring to Big Show

"Hey Rock! At Summerslam, do you want to know what you're role will be? I'm gonna make you my *itch."-HHH

"I kicked Kane between the legs, and it felt like I was kicking a pillow."-The Rock

"A monkey came to the ring, took a crap and out came Mankind.-The Rock

"Rack that taste in your mouth is, these nuts!"-HHH

"Bad @ss. The Rock says this: if the Rock hits you he'll kill you. If he misses the wind behind the punch will give you pnemnia and you'll die anyway, so the choice is yours, jabroni."-Rock

"You can kiss my royal @ss."-BABG

"Just a woman? Try me HH."-Chyna

"Kane, you think you impress the Rock when your music hits, and all the lights go out. You've got the fire coming out of the posts, fire shooting out your @ss?"-Rock

"Kane can talk. The big red retard can finally speak."-The Rock

"Hi my name is Kane...and I am a roody poo candy @ss."-Rock

"Listen to this, Rock I want you to get your TV writers that write all your comedy schtick for you, and get them to write you a eulogy."-I don't remember

"You couldn't beat half my ass if the other half was helping you."Test to SHane"If you happen to my Playboy, after you look at my @ss you can kiss it to."-Chyna to RTC